I am now a Goodvibes affiliate. And that means from time to time Goodvibes will send me sexy toys and things to review.
The fun part is I have no idea what my Secret Santa whose real name is Andy will be sending me. 😊
What I do know is that Andy asked me some very personal questions about my sex life.
And being the quiet, shy, Jersey Girl that I am, answered these questions from the kinky side of my brain.
Of course I told Andy that I wanted to help couples, as well as my single followers with their sex lives.
So now from time to time my secret Santa named Andy will be sending me all sorts of kinky fun stuff, from vibrators to wedges.
My job, if you can call it a job, is to use these product and write an honest review.
So it’s like getting a kinky present sent every month or so by my very own Naughty secret Santa.
How fun is this going to be?
Yes, you guessed it. Lots of fun for me and my Sir.
I figure someone’s got to do it. And it might as well be us.
Now for the rating system;
Instead of stars, I wanted something sexy like boobs or nipples. But I can’t seem to find a way to post those pesky little emoticons on my blog.
If anyone knows how to do this I would appreciate the help.
It was either hearts or smiley’s. I didn’t think 😊 on a Sexy review was appropriate.
So for now one heart means: ❤
What the hell were they thinking when they made this product.
Five Hearts Means: <3<3<3<3<3
OMG! I can’t get enough of this amazing product.
As for the in between two, three and four hearts, well you get the picture.
My first review is for a mini vibrator sent to me by my very own kinky secret Santa @ Goodvibes.com/?kbid=214397 .
This product Is called, Pleasurette.
Now I have to admit the Pleasurette was actually on my Goodvibes favorites list before I became a sexy toy tester. So imagine my surprise when I saw it on Andy’s list.
When the package arrived I couldn’t open it fast enough. Goodvibes.com and Andy Were making me wet. And I hadn’t even opened the package yet. Then when I saw the aqua color, I knew this Pleasurette was going to make me one happy woman.
Now let me tell you a little about this perfect mini vibe called Pleasurette.
First off it’s only $20.00. The Pleasurette is the perfect name for this mini vibrator.
I’ve had and have other bullets and they are aren’t half as powerful as the Pleasurette. Now I’m not talking Magic wand powerful. But if you’re sitting in traffic this Pleasurette is the one thing that will keep you in a great mood.
I’m impressed with the Pleasurette. It’s nice and smooth, made from silicone and comes in three vibrant colors: fuchsia, aqua and purple.
It’s also waterproof. Although I haven’t tried it in the bathtub yet, I did have some fun in the shower and it’s still working perfectly.
This mini vibe is only three and half inches long. So it can go in your purse or his pocket. And here’s another plus.The Pleasurette from Goodvibes.com only needs one triple A battery. This means no hunting for expensive watch batteries that aren’t really powerful enough for a good orgasm.
Anytime you can use Triple A’s in a sex toy its a good thing. I mean in a pinch you can always get a Triple A battery from your remote. We’ve all been there. Lol.
So now I was curious to see if this mini aqua vibe with three speeds could do the trick and get me off.
So I clicked the top of the Pleasurette with one hand and placed it between my legs on my own pink button.
This vibration was nice, but not strong enough for me.
So I clicked it again. The second setting was a stronger. I think for someone who’s not used to vibrators this second click should do the trick.
But for someone like me who’s used to the strong vibes of my magic wand the second click still wasn’t strong enough.
So now I clicked the third and final setting.
Oh yea! I knew at that moment that the third click was where the Pleasurette got it’s name from.
That third click made me giggle. I was content with myself and not going anywhere.
After I came the first time. Yes you read that right.
I decided to rip open one of the packets of Please lube that Andy was nice enough to send along side my Pleasurette.
I used the Please lube in the fushia packet to get my personal party started.
Surprisingly “Please” wasn’t sticky, and the consistency stayed nice and slippery.
I reached for my nightstand drawer and pulled out my smooth glass dildo. Then squeezed out some lube onto my lady parts.
It didn’t take long before I was “Omg! Ahh, Yes!”
I think this is the mini vibrator that all women should have in their nightstand or purse.
This bullet would be great for beginners. And for the women who know their way around a vibrator.
And if you’re a woman who hasn’t bought a vibrator since that fuck-a-wear party back in the nineties. This is the one you should start with.
Its always a good idea to re-stock your toy chest.
I am in love with my new mini Pleasurette vibrator. I wouldn’t change a thing.
I also love the fact that I can throw it in my purse or luggage. This is for the woman who wants to be prepared. The woman who wants to have an orgasm any time she feels like it, day or night.
While there’s never a need for an excuse, orgasms are great stress relievers too. Just sayin!
The manufacturer says good things come in small packages. And I have to agree.
The Pleasurette gets my first five heart review. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ <3.
As for the Please cream lube;
It’s made in the U.S.A..
It’s all natural, no glycerin or animal products. Which means it’s pussy friendly.
“Please”lube is also perfect for silicone toys. It’s lasting, smooth, silky, with no scent, no irritation, and no sticky mess.
And the packaging is made from recycled materials.
You know there is one thing that I would change, the name. “Please” lube should be called, “Please Me”or “More Please.”
Please cream lubricant also gets five hearts. <3<3<3<3<3.
Andy at Goodvibes.com sent me two other packets of the Please Lube. I will let you all know how the gel, and liquid are in future reviews. I have a slippery suspicion I’m going to enjoy them too.
Sex is just more fun when you add Lube..
Stay tuned for more reviews. In the mean time if you want to purchase a Pleasurette or see what Goodvibes has to offer here’s the link.
I’m trying to figure out how to keep my reviews for Goodvibes together. For now this will have to do.
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